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Any resemblance to anything outside of entertaining is purely coincidental. 

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Some assembly may be required. 

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Batteries not included. 

Contents may settle during podcast. 

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No other warranty expressed or implied. 

Do not listen to while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. 

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This podcast is not an offer to sell securities. 

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All hosts are over 18 years of age. 

If condition persists, consult your mother but do not harass ours.

No user-serviceable parts inside. 

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Subject to laughter without notice. 

Times approximate. 

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One size does not fit all. 

Many podcast look alike but only one has Ham and Legs.

This podcast contains a substantial amount of alcohol. 

Host may, in time, fade.

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Slippery when wet. Scratchy when dry.

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Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. 

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Families of The Ham and Legs Show are not eligible if we were to hold a contest nor should they be held liable. 

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Reproduction strictly encouraged.

No alcohol, dogs or horses were harmed during this podcast.

First pull up, then pull down.

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Host does not carry cash.

Some of the companies mentioned in this podcast are for our amusement only.

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No transfers issued until the podcast comes to a complete stop. 

Podcast recorded by weight, not volume. 

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Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of being beaten.

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No substitutions allowed unless in exchange for curly fries.

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If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to listen to them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. 

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Again, some assembly required. 

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The Ham and Legs Show contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. 

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Discontinue listening to The Ham and Legs Show if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations. 

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Ingredients of The Ham and Legs Show include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. 

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